Dear Anthony Vaccarello‘s Dresses,
I love you… and I loathe you. I love you because you are beautiful, futuristic, and dripping with intensity. I loathe you because I have no place to wear you. I’m also a size 4/6 depending on whether or not I worked out this week and I probably didn’t; and you don’t come in size 4/6, now do you? That’s okay, it’s fine, I’m fine with that. Whatever. Just stop making me wish I had a reason to buy you… and the money with which to do so. Just stop, okay?
But you won’t stop will you? Look at you– you’re beautiful! You’re almost always in black; what’s that about? I love it. And then you’ve got all these crazy cuts and designs that probably have a fancy, technical fashion-y name. I’ll google it later. But, Anthony Vaccarello dresses, you’re just, like, in perpetual sexy mode! I can’t stand people/things that are in perpetual sexy mode; how annoying/awesome of you.
Please come to my home so I can not wear you, but pull you out of my closet and stare at you longingly after my boys go to sleep. Otherwise find your way to the homes of the following celebrities who might be able to actually put you to use, and I will happily live vicariously through them:
Rooney Mara would rock the ish out of you at her next premiere. Lady Gaga would wear you to her own wedding. Kristen Stewart needs more savage, fierce dresses; not black though, one of you in green. And Rihanna would love you, wear you out, then tweet a pic of her taking you off at the end of the night. See also Victoria Beckham, Kelly Rowland, Mila Kunis, Zoe Saldana, Mary-Kate Olsen, and, well, anyone else.
Luvyabitches,
Shannon
Pink Is The New Blog/Obsessed
P.S. I may or may not be creeping on you with Herve Leger dresses, whom I may or may not have met on Kim Kardashian’s body a while back. No, we’re not in love. It’s just an occasional fling, but you know what? They’re good to me when you’re off being fancy and all ultra-high-fashion-y.
P.S.S. Dear Herve Leger‘s dresses,
Who can rock you, besides Kim Kardashian? Damn you and Anthony Vaccarello‘s dresses to hell. I return to my first love, the one who always knew me (and my financial standing) best…
“Maybe because I’m half-Italian and half-Belgian, I strive for both a kind of sensuality and a control and construction.” — The designer in
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